Is It Me Or Does The Internet Suck Right How?

For some reason it seems every website, server and internet connection is just going to hell. First the internet at my house was in the fritz and had to be unplugged and reset. Then Firefox has its head up its ass and is crashing every time I blink. Now Facebook is just all over the place, 'Reload this page' 'Redirect here' but don't get me started on them cause they have been on my bad side for a long, long time. Now mind you I know what a lot of people may think, well maybe its just my computer, but its not! I use a minimum of 4 computers, 2 desktop PC's, 1 laptop PC and 1 desktop Mac in three separate locations of Brooklyn. So trust me when I say, it isn't me. The sweet and simple fact is that the internet has grown to big for its creators to keep up, kind of like the myth about the brain of a Doberman. Their brain keeps getting bigger and their skull is already as big as its going to get. The Dobe's brain cant stop growing though and eventually its brain starts to press in against the skull and make the Doberman go insane. I am slowly but surely going insane because my internet DOESN'T WORK! Don't worry though, that myth about the Doberman isn't true. They are like any other dog, the brain stops growing same as the skull but it was a nice excuse as to why so many of them were aggressive, as opposed to the real reason which is abusive treatment. But that's a topic for another post.